Burrow first revealed his Batmobile ambitions during last year's in-season edition of HBO's "Hard Knocks," which chronicled all four AFC North teams. Both that series and Netflix's Quarterback captured his excitement over the $3 million novelty ride.

Joe Burrow will earn about $45 million from his NFL contract this year, a figure that does not include his endorsement earnings, and far be it for anyone, let alone some blogger, to tell him how to spend it.