Have you ever wondered what Napoleon would think about waterparks? How Joan of Arc would feel about aerobic classes and classic U.S. malls? What epic ballads would Beethoven create if he had a Moog ...

It may sound a bit simplistic when metalheads Bill S. Preston, Esq. (Alex Winter) and Ted “Theodore” Logan (Keanu Reeves) offer up their accumulated wisdom in “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” ...