If you associate this hard-working table-top appliance with the 1970s (along with decorative owls, the color combination of burnt orange and brown, and perhaps chunky pleather boots) ditch the ...

On one side is Tennessee Orange, the in-your-face calling card of the Volunteers. On the other side is Texas' burnt orange, the mellower (duller?) hue of the Longhorns. Though Tennessee's foes ...