The team, led by UC Davis PhD student Tal Caspi, decided the best way to do this was to spend two and a half years sifting through — God bless surgical glove inventors — coyote poop ... respectively.

Well, duh, they'd hardly be sharing the recipe if it literally tasted like s***. Okay, so Coyote Poop may not be the grossest food name -- that honor probably goes to Kitty Litter cake ...

Coyote Poop -- or Coyote Droppings ... Still, the idea of wanting to eat anything that even looks like the stuff... Thanks, not for me. The idea itself isn't terrible, though, since cheese ...