You see, his mother was a Poodle/Spaniel/Great Dane, and his father was a Pug/Rottweiler, which I guess makes Darren a purebred Poodle/Spaniel/Great Dane/Pug/rottweiler. So he's a Great P'grot St ...

After police subdued the Great Dane with a Taser, Garland Animal Control workers later euthanized the dog, the Dallas Morning News reported. The poodle was quarantined at a veterinary hospital.