The rest is hogstory. Miss Piggy's passion for her "virile frog" rules her life. Easygoing, matter-of-fact, self-sufficient, Kermit is the calm green eye in the hurricane of Miss Piggy's emotions.

The groom was a little shell-shocked, while the bride was thrilled that every eye was on her. Even so, after an often-bumpy 40-year courtship, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog were finally standing ...