At www.offermanwoodshop.com, one can buy meat paddles ($47) and moustache combs ($75), as well as autographed copies of Offerman’s book, Paddle Your Own Canoe.

Items that went under the hammer included Mercury’s Yahama grand piano and a silver Tiffany & Co moustache comb, which sold for $189,000, greatly surpassing its pre-auction estimate of $500 to $750.

To best style your newly grown handlebar, you'll need two weapons: a narrow-toothed comb and moustache wax. If you want to double up on mug and mo' to keep your bathroom cabinet minimal ...