And especially not with the mascot. But a fan at the San Jose Sharks game decided it was a good idea to pick a fight with SJ Sharkie the Shark. Clearly, Sharkie didn't want any smoke here.

Luckily, before there was any human on shark violence, the guy walked away. As did Sharkie, shaking his head in a way that is incredibly funny for a mascot. Stephen Douglas is a senior writer on ...