Think again! Not only is that old-school type of sun worship harmful to your health, it's unnecessary thanks to the many sunless tanning lotions now available. Do-it-yourself sunless tanning ...

And that’s how I ended up with a small cardboard fire and a scorched tanning lamp, and why I bought a $5 LED, and why I left EPROMs out in the sun for four days. And why, in the end, I gave up ...