We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

There were so many classic moments from Steve Martin across these few decades in comedies like Father of the Bride and Three ...

"Come on, there're no cops up here! Nail it! Give it some gas!" Plane jokes! Classic Jerry Seinfeld. When people imitate him, ...