We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

WILMINGTON — Patricia “Pat” Ann Shipman Jackson, of Wilmington NC, went to be with her Lord and Savior on June 12th, 2025, at NorthChase Nursing Facility. Pat was born May 28th, 1948.

Alabama quarterback Pat Trammell is shown on the sideline with coach Paul "Bear" Bryant. Trammell, who led the Crimson Tide to the 1961 national championship, died at age 28 from cancer in 1968.

U.S. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, a Florida Republican, recently reintroduced the “Do or Dye Act,” and it’s a big deal. The bill, which picks up a key piece of Health and Human Services Secretary ...

' Wheel of Fortune ' host Pat Sajak couldn't keep calm when a contestant named Courtney from Long Island hit a bonus prize on every wedge. He broke into an awkward, cringeworthy dance, making goofy ...

NEW YORK, NY – JUNE 12: Melissa Manchester performs during “50 Threads: An Artist’s Journey” at 54 Below on June 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Bobby … NEW YORK, NY – JUNE 12: Melissa Manchester ...

Dale Dye. Actor: Mission: Impossible. Dale Dye was born Oct. 8, 1944, in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. He graduated as a cadet officer from Missouri Military Academy, but there was no money for college, ...

Funny old world: the week's offbeat news AFP AFP Jun 20, 2025 Updated Jun 21, 2025 1 of 3 The Pentagon guards its secrets but the rate of pizza deliveries may offer clues ...

Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes. Your friends are the people who get you—and get your sense of humor, whether it’s dad-joke corny or dry and droll.

Taiwan's central bank kept its policy rate unchanged on Thursday, citing the island's robust tech-driven economy and moderating inflation, while signalling there was no need for a rate cut this year.

Tooth-hurty, of course. Terrible, yes. But also stupid funny and you know it. So, buckle in and cinch your belt, because with all the laughs we're about to deliver, you just might bust a gut.