We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

JACK DRAPER still drives the same old Polo car to training because he does not see the point of having a flashier vehicle in ...

As a nation we're known for our sarcasm and self-deprecating humour. But when it comes to being funny the UK lags behind ...

Ronnie O’Sullivan is a renowned bickerer of the baize – and that was evident during a feisty exchange with Mark Allen in 2020 ...

Ronnie O'Sullivan plans for the new snooker season have emerged following the news that the seven-time world champion has reconciled with long-term partner Laila Rouass Comments 0 Sport ...

Ronnie O'Sullivan's manager has revealed the snooker icon's plans for the new season after a tumultuous 2024/25 campaign both on and off the table. The Rocket's struggles reached a climax during a ...

Filled with 12 to 14 snooker tables, a bar, and officially opened by professional player John Virgo, Herne Bay Snooker Club became a popular space for avid fans of the sport over the course of the ...

THE BEST sports bar in Scotland has been named – and it has darts, a snooker table, a pool table, and shows live football every week. The bustling bar in Glasgow is loved by locals and sports… ...

Firefighters Saturday knocked down an outside rubbish fire that was exposing a one-story vacant building in North Hollywood that housed a tire shop, authorities said. Firefighters were dispatched ...

Mark Williams has pleaded for caution over snooker’s latest teenage sensation. Polish star Michał Szubarczyk, 14, is set to become the youngest ever professional on the World Snooker Tour after ...

A group of audacious young boys from Soweto has unexpectedly become the internet's latest sensation, thanks to the daring stunt they pulled on Youth Day, 16 June 2025. A TikTok clip, shared by user ...