So if you didn’t get your entry in now is the time to kick yourself thrice in the posterior. Simply stand up and bend your knee, to its fullest, with force. You may need to tilt your heel backward.

“The outside is not “empirically” exterior; it is transcendentally exterior, i.e. it is not just a matter of something being distant in space and time, but of something which is beyond our ordinary ...

It appears that the door to the Dark Dimension was left open, and something crept in. The signs that marked its passing: wet footprints on the stairs, and a small scrap of moist paper, on which was ...

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If you spend all day on your hands and knees with no one to talk to then a good podcast can really perk you up. In particularly dire situations an amusing man may even save your life. Paul Foot has ...

After it’s debut at this year’s Thought Bubble, Cindy & Biscuit no.4 is finally available. 28 pages, comprised of all of the Cindy & Biscuit one-pagers, Cindy & Biscuit and Mr Andrews, as well as the ...

What’s that, crow-like Carnevale mask? There’re going to follow a plural of what? Still fetishise Vertigo titles from c.’94-’97, the ones I haven’t even read, and likewise DC’s line from about the ...

“I don’t know who he is behind that mask of his, but I do know when we need him — and we need him now.” Batman is a square-jawed hero, a “duly deputised agent of the law”. He always puts concern for ...

We met our fair share of dodgy fuckers in 2014’s comics, but I don’t think we’ve had anyone quite like this guy: He’s the beard hunter. He hunts beards. His absence from our corporately mandated ...

Guests, guests, guests! That’s right! Guests! As The Beast Must Die was buried under a megalanche of seasonal commitment, Gary Lactus decided to throw a special New Years Eve party. Gary sure is a ...

Playing D&D with Porn Stars is a. interesting for more than just the porn stars – an aspect of the project that I could give less of a shit about, except for the respect in which it explodes ...

Hey! Great to see you! Yeah, great party! That Amy Poodle sure knows how to get a great looking, interesting and fun group of people together in a room and provide appropriate circumstances for that ...