Q.� How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over? A.� He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?" Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: ...

The incredulous controller, with some disdain in his voice, asked, "How do you plan to get up to 60,000 feet?" "The pilot (obviously a sled driver), responded, "We don't plan to go up to it, we plan ...

The Florida Panthers are two wins away from a Stanley Cup victory over the Edmonton Oilers, but Canadian air traffic control made a funny ... The joke, unfortunately, was lost on the pilot ...