Team Fortress 2's Scottish cyclops the demoman will receive a shield and haunted claymore as part of the 'War' PC update this week, Valve Software has revealed--and celebrated with a lovely new comic.

Batter's helmet. Soldier's stash, Pyro's beanie. Demoman's 'fro. Football helmet. Mining light. Prussian pickelhaube. Trophy Belt. Fancy Fedora. If the hats whose names I've read out could please ...